HOT PANTS

Ok, you probably want to know why I haven't posted anything for quite some time. Well here is the sad truth.

Jack took me hostage and held me in his cabin on the ranch. He had his way with me multiple times and then let me go. So anyway that took about 20-25 minutes and the rest of the time I've been working on some training courses I had to take. Sorry it took so long, now lets get to the real story

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The other night I was out working with some Patrol Officers in one of the small cities in our area. We've been looking for a group of wanted felons, chasing lead after lead. We have had a hell of a time tracking this group. We have the Patrol Officers on the main drag in town looking for the main guy's vehicle.

We go down to a dark back road with one of the Patrol Officers to meet with a CI and question this meth whore about our main guy, Doogie. This whore is just trying to piss us off by telling us absolutely nothing. This goes on for almost an hour, our Patrol Officers are still on the main drag trying to locate Doogie.

This night I'm working with a partner that is some what new. Marvin is a nice guy and recently married, his wife is still a little green on all this secret agent shit. Marvin and Kate (his wife) are trying to have a baby and they've been trying for awhile. They're now at the point of keeping track of her cycle, when it's time he's at home trying.

Marvin and I are ready to put the whore in a bag and throw her in the river. Chet (Patrol Officer) calls on the radio and tells us he has a possible. We tell the whore we'll call her later and head back to the drag. Chet makes a stop on the vehicle and gets the driver out, we pull up, hidden behind a gas station pump. Shit, it's not our guy. We let Chet Know and now he has to deal with this Drunk he stopped. This guy is wasted, he can't perform any of the test and is about to be put in handcuffs. Mr. Drunk then realizes he doesn't want to go to jail and starts to fight with Chet. Marvin and I bail out to go help, just as we arrive, Mr. Drunk kicks Chet in the shin. Chet whips out the pepper spray and hoses this guy down. Mr. Drunk starts to scream like an eight year old boy locked in a room with Michael Jackson.

Mr. Drunk is gently placed on the ground and handcuffed, this guy has snot bubbles hanging from nose to knee. He is then placed gently into the patrol car and taken to jail. Marvin and I go also because of the great amount of pepper spray, we had become a little comtaminated also. Mostly just our hands and arms.

Marvin gets the call, it's time to call it a night, he now has other duties to perform. We finish up some paper work and we call it. Marvin later tells me the following.

Marvin gets home, jumps in the shower and then into bed. At this stage there is no time to waste, Marvin is trying to get Kate hot and start the process.

Kate: "it's hot"

Marvin: "yeah baby, it's hot"

Kate: "oh, it's getting hotter"

Marvin thinking "I'm the man"

Kate: "Oh! it's getting hotter"

Marvin: "yeah, who's your daddy"

Kate: "No, it's really hot. It's burning"

Marvin thinking "Oh shit"

Kate jumps out of bed naked and running for the shower

Marvin kisses ass and tries to explain what happen with Mr. Drunk and the Pepper Spray

Marvin is still on the couch, however he did get the nickname "Hot Hands." His wife got a new nickname also but I'm not allowed to release it.

Blade Out!