Big Sexy Patrolman / Fisherman

June 28, 2006

What ever happened to Big Sexy? I know there is a Big Sexy fan base out there, so I thought I'd give you the latest. Before the original Narc Unit shut down Big Sexy cut his loses and went back to his parent agency.

He was placed in Criminal Investigations and was doing a bang up job. However, the pay cut we all took was hurting him as much as the rest of us and so he applied at the agency I work for. Now if you been reading you know he had worked at this agency before, so they knew what they were getting, however they hired him anyway.

Big Sexy is back in a uniform and cleaning up the streets, he happens to be one of the best street cops I know. So here's to Big Sexy, good luck and be careful out there.

Now to more important things, this past week I took a vacation, a much needed vacation. Went to the Gulf Coast to let the kids play and do a little fishing. Big Sexy and his wife were also going and so we set out on Friday.

I'm gonna skip the part about me getting sunburned and playing on the beach and getting drunk and all that boring stuff and go to the part where Big Sexy and myself took my boy fishing (wade fishing). Boy was a little scared to get in the water, as Big Sexy's wife had gotten stung by a jelly fish the day before. However he got in the water and on the first cast brought in a really nice Red Fish, however it was just a little too small to keep.

Then he saw a jelly fish and from then on he and I were fishing from the bank, I was doing the casting. Big Sexy was telling him there was nothing to worry about and that the jelly fish was gone and then the jelly fish said, "no I'm not" as it stung Big Sexy on the leg.

Boy out fished us that day by catching 2 Red Fish, 2 Piggy Perch and a Snapper. But that wasn't the end for Big Sexy and I, we couldn't be out fished by a six year old, could we? That night we went to a spot (which I won't give up) and caught a little over 100 Trout and 5 Red fish. We fished from about 7:30 pm until 5:00 am. Some of the best fishing I've ever done. And seeing as all of that was so hard and fun, I'm taking more vacation for the 4th of July. See ya'll later.